Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Okay, let me ask you this, I label my Emmadadog a bitch. My question is, is she a bitch because I labeled her one, or did I label her a bitch because she is one? Or, was she a bitch-in-waiting and the label supplied the reason to become a full-blown bitch? Which came first, the c …

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I care but I don't care about YOU!!

I care about the homeless, the hungry, the ill and disenfranchised. I bleed for the children and the elderly. I worry about those who are treated unjustly and inhumanely. I cry for the abused, used, bruised, stoned, mistreated and maltreated. But.............................. You …

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The Allegory of the Dogs

 As you read this, substitute the GOP, the TParty, uber-cons, Faux News, the Repub legislators or the "New Christians" for Emmadadog. Harrydadog is everyone else in our nation. The allegory should be obvious. Emmadadog is, of course my dog or better yet, I am Emmadog's perso …

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EXPOSED: The Confidential Secrets of Prevaracators Anonymous!!!!!

I witnessed this. I really, really, truly saw this with my own eyes. Just ask Bob. /s/ "Okay people," she clapped her hands, "Let's all sit down now. There's plenty of chairs so just pick one and pull it into a circle around me." She nodded her head, "That's fine Mr. Romney, you  …

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Judging and Condemning Today's "New Christianity".

Yesterday I wrote about what has happened to me as a "Christian" bully was allowed to run amok. After I wrote it, Emmadadog and I planted a hedge of Rose O' Sharon bushes on our fence line. I have been told they grow like weeds and bush out wildly if left alone. We need protectio …

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A Too-Long True Story of Emmadadog, Me and The "Christians."

Emmadadog and I are a family. By Santorum's definition we are a dysfunctional family that's leading the country astray. But, ya know, somehow we work, for us. Right after Thanksgiving last year, we bought a small little home. The logic of it's floor plan, well........defies all l …

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Opinions, Truth and the Intelligence of Unintelligent Debate

I suppose, like most people, I am a creature of habit. When I come home from work, after fixing a large Irish coffee, and letting Emmadadog out for her first argument with pink flamingos, gnomes and wind chimes, I sit down to the computer for my news and eventually end up on the  …

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UGLY............UGLIER..............UGLIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It seems that the leaders of our nation, on any and all levels, are fighting over who will become the "Ugliest American." An Arizona senator has decided that women who want to terminate a pregnancy, for whatever the reason, must watch one. What kind of ugly is this? Without getti …

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10 Questions I'd like to hear Santorum answer.

If you could interview Rick Santorum, do a one on one sit down with him, what questions would you ask and like answered? These are mine. 1. Why do you condemn my use of contraceptives as against your religious principles when it is not against my religious ideals? 2. Why do you c …

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Santorum's Vision for America: A Nightmare in the Making.

If Rick Santorum is ever elected president of these United States, can you imagine what your life will be? With all seriousness imagine your life. I have nightmares about mine. I'll go to work every morning when the sky is dark. Not because the sun hasn't risen, but because Santo …

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THE SAGA OF ONE LITTLE MOLEHILL WITH APOLOGIES TO ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!!!

In a land far, far away there lived molehills, lots and lots and lots of molehills. There was all kinds of molehills; fat and skinny molehills, baby molehills and old molehills, big and little molehills.

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An open letter to Rick Santorum, or, what my inquiring mind wants to know.

Dear Mr. Santorum: How are ya today? I have just a few questions I'd like answered before I decide if you are as insane as I've heard. Please if you'd take just a few minutes to address them I would really appreciate it. 1.

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5 Cures for the Tea Party Blues That Really Work!

This is dedicated to all of you that just don't know what to do or where to go with the ever-growing anger, disgust and outrage created by the Dodo sh*t crazy TParty.

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Rick Santorum's "To-Do" List For His First Day In Office............................................

I found this pinned to my front door this morning. It is Rick Santorum's to do list for when he becomes God....... or......... Pope..... or......... King........ or .........President. I get so very, very confused over what he is actually campaigning for.

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You Could Be Watching Fox New Just a Mite Bit Too Much If.........................

Everything bad, or ugly that happens in the world, including the man in Fiji that stubs his toe, is President Obama's fault. When you know you're watching highbrow news. When you think Limbaugh really knows what he's ranting about., When you find Fox News intellectually stimulati …

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You Might Be Just A Little Too Conservative If.............................

This needs no intro.............except some of them are just too close to true to be funny..................   If you see the 3 inch belly overhang to your belt as a sign of honor and of your prosperity. If you scour the newspapers for sales of tea bags and you only drink wa …

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gingrich Elaborates On Situational Ethics, or, How He Won His Battle Against Selective Morality!

Wow!!! My world went into shock mode this morning when I got off work. The TParty wonder-boy, Rick Santorum, was not high atop his crate on 5th and Vine. But, get this, Newt Gingrich was.

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How to keep your child free from sin or beware of the Devil bearing gifts.

Here is a partial list Rick Santorum. the savoir of the Republican TParty slipped to me when I tried to slip by him unnoticed last night. "Protect your children from the wages of sin and from Satan's grip.

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! Santorum answers age old question of to "Have" or "Have-not."

He was already ranting when I came to his crate high atop the corner of 5th and Vine. The self-professed messiah of the Republican TParty, Rick Santorum was running around yelling at the top of his lungs.

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Santorum condemns the out-of-his-control media.

(Author's note: I was really kindasorta looking forward to seeing Santorum today when I got off of work because of yesterday's primaries. But, alas, his crate high atop 5th and Vine, was empty this morning. So I pulled this out from an encounter with him last week.

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Breaking News!!!!!!!! Santorum says he is not anti-women, God is.!

I took a deep breath of relief, and the bounce returned to my step when the out-spoken representative of the Republicans and their TParty was absent from his crate on the corner of 5th and Vine yesterday morning. I heard a sharp whistle and an "Yo, lady," and I turned, more out o …

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!! Santorum says children's exercises are a satanic.ritual!!!!!!!!!!

The ultra-conservative TParty darling, Rick Santorum was once again high above the city, on top of his crate on 5th and Vine.

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Breaking News!!!!!! Santorum states that sucking in infancy leads to oral sex fixation.

Republican and TParty favorite, Rick Santorum, stated this morning in a speech from high atop his crate on the corner of 5th and Vine, that when elected he would immediately sign legislation to end the "evil" of sucking by infants.

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Emmadadog's letter to Da Saint

Emmadadog's head did not pop up in my bedroom window when I drove in from work today.

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Emmadadog on "Birtherism"

  I was born into a military family. My father was a career soldier for 25 years and served our nation in four wars (conflicts): WWII, Korea, the Dominican Republic and Viet Nam. When I was ten, eleven years old I was getting punished for something.

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